Daily Weird #22 People will be saying "Your poop doesn't stink!"

Daily Weird #22 People will be saying "Your poop doesn't stink!"

Daily Weird #21 Don't eat the toxic waste

Daily Weird #21 Don't eat the toxic waste

Daily Weird #20 Santa's reindeer were eating mushrooms and flying high

Daily Weird #20 Santa's reindeer were eating mushrooms and flying high

Daily Weird #19 (The deadly butt)

Daily Weird #19 (The deadly butt)

Daily Weird #18 Dackle Kackle (I shoveled the most dog poop, I win!)

Daily Weird #18 Dackle Kackle (I shoveled the most dog poop, I win!)

Daily Weird #17 (The tail of the invisible shark)

Daily Weird #17 (The tail of the invisible shark)

Daily Weird #16 (I'm not shy, my bladder is)

Daily Weird #16 (I'm not shy, my bladder is)

Daily Weird # 15 (Squirrel in Toilet)

Daily Weird # 15 (Squirrel in Toilet)

Daily Weird #14 (Frogs Pee out Junk)

Daily Weird #14 (Frogs Pee out Junk)

Daily Weird #13 (Sculpting with Panda Poo)

Daily Weird #13 (Sculpting with Panda Poo)

Daily Weird #12 (Blobfish, jell-o and vampires)

Daily Weird #12 (Blobfish, jell-o and vampires)

Daily Weird #11 (The Mankini. Please dear God bring back the Speedo)

Daily Weird #11 (The Mankini. Please dear God bring back the Speedo)

Daily Weird #10 (Hangover helpers)

Daily Weird #10 (Hangover helpers)

Daily Weird #9 (Kids get preview of playboy channel)

Daily Weird #9 (Kids get preview of playboy channel)

The Daily Weird #8 (Russia behind in the toilet race)

The Daily Weird #8 (Russia behind in the toilet race)

The Daily Weird #7 (Arrested for chess?)

The Daily Weird #7 (Arrested for chess?)

The Daily Weird #6 (Dog poop is a dangerous weapon)

The Daily Weird #6 (Dog poop is a dangerous weapon)

The Daily Weird #5 (Brazilian clown in parliament)

The Daily Weird #5 (Brazilian clown in parliament)

The Daily Weird #4 (Pet poo for Christmas?)

The Daily Weird #4 (Pet poo for Christmas?)

The Daily Weird #3 (Don't drink out of the toilet!)

The Daily Weird #3 (Don't drink out of the toilet!)

The Daily Weird #2 (Help! Barack Obama is stalking me!)

The Daily Weird #2 (Help! Barack Obama is stalking me!)

The Daily Weird #1 (potty training the sloth)

The Daily Weird #1 (potty training the sloth)

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